Wanted a Hungry, Motivated and Non-Performing HUD Real Estate agent in Monroe, Michigan For Sale

Yes, you read it correctly the first time:
At this point of time, I am NOT looking for a 5-star or high-profile Real Estate agent to work with!
The vital statistics of the Real Estate agent I am looking for are as follows:
1) HUD approved-a requirement,
2)PRESENTLY NON-PERFORMING-a preference,
3)Fire in the belly-absolutely imperative,
4)Someone who would give his all to make it BIG- a HUGE asset,
5)Sincere, dedicated and trustworthy-icing on the cake, AND
6)Someone with ULTRA- SHARP HEARING ABILITY(in this case, being able to hear the silent sound of OPPORTUNITY knocking)-advantage agent!
If you honestly think that your description coincides with my requirements, don't waste another moment!
Call RD TODAY on xxxxxxxx64!!!